Hey guys, did you know that “till the end of the line” is actually a reference to the last stop of a train?
Hey guys, guess who got off too early—
DEAR SWEET GOD
I WAS TRYING TO EDIT THIS GIF:
AND THIS MONSTROSITY HAPPENED
GOD ON HIGH HEAR MY PRAYER
basketballs smell gross
go to hell??
why are you defending the smell of a ball
So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters
So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces
aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”
I PRESENT TO YOU
350 shrek faces
No face left uncovered
Now we wait
MAN DOWN MAN DOWN
This is a thing of beauty
It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.
You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place.
the distant screams of children are so strange like are they having fun?? are they getting stabbed??? you never know
Me: [ENJOYS MOVIE]
Other person: But I hated how-
Me: [ENJOYS MOVIE LOUDER]