650 notes       July 23, 2014 @ 07:04       Via(Source)

triflesandparsnips:

Hey guys, did you know that “till the end of the line” is actually a reference to the last stop of a train?

Hey guys, guess who got off too early—

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#rude #rUDEST
56,260 notes       July 23, 2014 @ 06:52       Via(Source)

tadpole-in-a-tuxedo:

DEAR SWEET GOD

I WAS TRYING TO EDIT THIS GIF:

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AND THIS MONSTROSITY HAPPENED

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GOD ON HIGH HEAR MY PRAYER

428,872 notes       July 23, 2014 @ 06:47       Via(Source)

ostracizedpoodle:

paradisaic:

ostracizedpoodle:

basketballs smell gross 

go to hell??

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

578,156 notes       July 23, 2014 @ 06:44       Via(Source)
roughkiss:

peevsie77:

gay-undertones:

gay-undertones:

So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters
So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces

aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”
I PRESENT TO YOU

ONE DIR”SHREK”TION

350 shrek faces

No face left uncovered





Now we wait


MAN DOWN MAN DOWN


This is a thing of beauty

It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.

roughkiss:

peevsie77:

gay-undertones:

gay-undertones:

So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters

So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces

aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”

I PRESENT TO YOU

ONE DIR”SHREK”TION

350 shrek faces

No face left uncovered

Now we wait

MAN DOWN MAN DOWN

This is a thing of beauty

It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.

256,962 notes       July 23, 2014 @ 06:40       Via(Source)

missmella:

You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place.

494,842 notes       July 23, 2014 @ 06:40       Via(Source)

raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

108,087 notes       July 23, 2014 @ 06:11       Via(Source)

guy:

the distant screams of children are so strange like are they having fun?? are they getting stabbed??? you never know

96,837 notes       July 23, 2014 @ 06:10       Via(Source)

bifurs:

Me: [ENJOYS MOVIE]

Other person: But I hated how-

Me: [ENJOYS MOVIE LOUDER]

581 notes       July 23, 2014 @ 06:08       Via(Source)
#dw tag
423,761 notes       July 23, 2014 @ 06:06       Via(Source)

cassierolee:

tmobileofficial:

jamm3d:

tidesretreat:

BABY

ok 1 why the fUCK do you have a skunk

You can have their gland removed so they don’t stink, and then they’re basically cats after that.

So fuckin adorable